“- Where are you from ?
- France.
- Do you know Gerard Jugnot ?
- …Well yes.
Wait, WOW thats true you really look like him.
- I know, everytime a french person comes in my cab they say so.
and they take my picture.
- Can I have your picture ?
- Sure go ahead !
Do you know Jean-Paul Belmondo ?
- Yes
- Alain Delon ?
Michel Piccoli ?
Gerard Depardieu ?
- Yes, you know a lot of french cinema !
- I know it very well yes. I’m from Armenia.
If you meet Gerard Jugnot tell him to come see me. If he needs extras I can make good money, tell him he can find me in Hollywood, if he comes shoot a picture here.
- I… I will.
(…)
Well no I said #342.
I think it’s the other way.
- Oh really ? Mmmh well I dunno, is it ?
Let me stop here and call a friend who knows well.
Allo ? Do you know where is 342 Hyperion ?
- Well Sir, we can tell by the street numbers, can’t we ?
It’s off sunset. We’re going the other way…
- Oh well, that’s weird OK let me take a shortcut.
- No, no please just follow the numbers and we’ll end up at 342…
- Wait oh let me do a U turn
- No no it’s good now we’re going the right way now,
no what are you…
- Ah sorry ok well this way ?
- YES ?…
(…)
- Here you are.
- Here’s 20 please give me back 3.
- I have $1 only.
- Well, we spent a long time going the wrong way…
- I gave you two blank receipts.
- I don’t get refund for this.
- MMH OK OK OK here are your 3 dollars.
- THX.
- GIVE ME BACK the 2nd receipt ticket !”